Nicknames for Deacon (stolen from Mystery Science Theater 3000):

Slab BulkHead
Fridge LargeMeats
Punt SpeedChunk
Butch DeadLift
Bold BigFlank
Splint ChestHair
Flint IronStag
Vault VanderHuge
Thick McRunFast
Blast HardCheese
Buff DrinkLots
Trunk SlamChest
Fist RockBone
Stump BeefKnob
Smash LampJaw
Punch RockGroin
Buck PlankChest
Stump ChunkMan
Dirk HardPec
Rip SteakFace
Slate SlabRock
Crud BoneMeal
Brick HardMeat
Whip SlagCheek
Punch SideIron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake FistCrunch
Buff HardBack
Blast ThickNeck
Crunch ButtSteak
Slab SquatThrust
Lump BeefBroth
Reef BlastBody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke ManMuscle
Beet PunchBeef
Hack BlowFist

and

Roll Fizzlebeef